riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

riparianss:

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

i remade cause im trying to organize this mess, mutuals follow meee

awsugar:

me: how do i let people know that not only am i emo but i also do anal

hot topic: 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

minementis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thaliaai:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

fingerbreakers:

no growing out of your emo phase we die like mcr

the2ndgame:

Watching We Are Number One performed live honestly made up for the entirety of 2016.
Literally the best thing I’ve seen all year.

Click here to go to his GoFundMe page. Donate if you can! 

mothbug:

munch and hana are v offended that I put their breakfast in a box this morning

barbieprivilege:

i’m not trying to make light of the disgusting crime but i’m watching a documentary abt andrea yates the mother who killed her five children and doesn’t communismkills look like her